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LAREDO |
| Reese
Bennett -- Neville Brand
Chad Cooper -- Peter Brown Joe Riley -- William Smith Capt. Edward Parmalee -- Phillip Carey Erik Hunter (1966-1967) -- Robert Wolders |
Stories of the Texas Rangers in the post-Civil War era were told with satirically as well as with action in this series, which was centered around three members of Company B and their senior officer, Capt. Parmalee. Former Union Army officer Reese Bennett was already in his 40's when he joined the Rangers, and his age was quite a source of amusement to the two much younger rangers who were his partners. Riley had been a gunfighter whose activities were not always completely legal, and he had joined the Rangers because he liked action but wanted sanctuary from lawmen in other territories who were after him. Cooper, a Boston native and wartime member of the Border Patrol, joined the Rangers after the war to continue his hunt for the American gunrunners who had sold arms to the Mexicans who had wiped out most of his comrades. All three retained a sense of humor about life. But it was Parmalee who sometimes found the jocularity a bit frustrating at times. |
Episodes
Known To Be In Existence
(listed in alphabetical
order -- no further episode info is currently available):
ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS
Air Date: 10-28-66
Writer: John McGreevey
Director: John English
Guests: Melodie Johnson, Michael Evans, Tiger Joe Marsh
Synopsis: The four Rangers are assigned to track down some elusive bank robbers
who have hit three towns. When Erik checks the security of the bank in Panacea,
the banker assures him they don't need Rangers to make their bank safe. However,
a check of the vault shows the robbers have entered through the ceiling and
made off with the vault's contents. Erik becomes suspicious of a circus which
is touring the area and joins it as a magician, romancing the comely female
tiger tamer as part of his cover. Tolliver, the owner of the circus, has been
using his balloon and the talents of his circus performers to rob banks. He
cases the banks by posing in disguise as a wealthy depositor, who must assure
himself that his large sum of cash (the proceeds of the previous robberies)
will be safe. He is suspicious of Erik, but believes they would be better off
to have him where they can watch him. Chad, Joe and Reese inspect the site of
the fifth robbery, the Bank of Euphoria. Joe finds what look like moccasin tracks
below the hole in the roof through which the robbers entered. When they find
out a circus was in town, they decide to check it out. When Chad, Joe and Reese
find Erik in Eve's wagon, they drag him off on the pretense he's under suspicion
as the bank robber. He advises them that the owner of the circus is pulling
off the robberies by taking the circus in the direction the wind blows in order
to use his balloon to take the money away. He gives Chad a map showing wind
direction. While Reese and Joe search the rest of the wagons, Chad assigns himself
to do a thorough job of searching Eve's wagon. Eve decides their best bet is
to wrap Chad around her little finger, an easy task. She steals the map, which
causes her cohort to change his intended target. While Joe and Reese guard the
bank in Fan Tan, the Euchre bank is robbed. While Erik is camped out waiting
for the balloon to land, his bedroll is shot up in an attempt on his life. Believing
Erik has been killed, Eve has second thoughts about their misdeeds. Tolliver
decides to take one last bank, the one in Dry Creek. The banker opens the vault
at gunpoint while the circus strongman separates the bars on the window so the
acrobats can hand in suitcases for the loot. However, Erik is waiting in the
vault, gun drawn. Joe is waiting outside to throw a knife in the back of the
man at the window with the gun. During the gunplay that ensues, Eve comes to
Erik's rescue. Joe takes the remaining robbers to jail. Chad and Reese wait
at the spot where Erik told them the balloon would come down. The only thing
that comes down is a note wrapped around a rock from Erik telling them to head
back to Laredo where he will join them eventually. And love from Eve. Once again,
Erik has bested Chad in their competition for the fairer sex and ended the episode
in the arms of a villainess.
THE BITTER YEN OF GENERAL TI
Air Date: 2-3-67
Writer: John T. Dugan
Director: Charles Rondeau
Guests: Henry Silva, Philip Ahn, Larry Montaigne, Irene Tsu
Synopsis: This episode replays a familiar male (or male TV writer) fantasy —
the inadvertently acquired female slave. Virtually every TV western had a variation
on this theme with the hero either acquiring a girl while gambling or saving
the life of a girl whose culture dictates that she now belongs to him. See for
example: Wagon Train “The John Augustus Story” (10-17-62) [Augustus wins Chinese
girl in poker game]; Laramie “The Perfect Gift” (1-2-62) [Slim saves life of
Indian girl who by tradition now belongs to him); Bonanza “Day of the Dragon”
(12-3-61) [Little Joe wins Chinese girl in poker game thinking he's playing
for horse]; Cheyenne “Pocketful of Stars” (11-12-62) [Cheyenne wins Chinese
girl in lottery thinking he's playing for pearl] Someone with an obscure sense
of humor named this episode after the 1933 Barbara Stanwyck movie, “The Bitter
Tea of General Yen”. Joe saves the life of Jem Sing, a missionary-raised Chinese
girl abducted from China by the notorious General Shen Ti who is building an
empire in Mexico. She and a large cache of opium have been stolen from Ti by
an enemy. She is caught in the cross-fire. Jem Sing begs not to be sent back
to Ti, who will force her into marriage. Addressing Joe as “Sterling One”, she
insists she is now his slave. Of course, her fetching, carrying, cleaning, cooking
and groveling for Joe, gives Chad & Erik.a great source of amusement. However,
when Joe & Jem Sing are seized by General Ti, Chad & Erik are galvanized
into action. [No Reese in this episode.] Replacing two syndicate chiefs invited
to discuss the drug trade, Chad & Erik infiltrate Ti’s settlement. They’re
exposed and imprisoned to be executed with Joe after Ti marries Jem Sing. Luckily
the Chinese executioner wears a black grim reaper hood & robe capable of
disguising Joe. In the course of overcoming the Chinese gang, Jem Sing saves
Joe's life, releasing her from her obligation to him. When the Rangers go back
to Laredo, Jem Sing stays to help all the people her deceased husband has exploited.
COUP DE GRACE
Air Date: 10-7-66
Writers: William Raynor and Myles Wyder
Director: R. G. Springsteen
Guests: Barbara Luna, Arnold Moss, John Hoyt
Synopsis: The Rangers are charged with safekeeping Mexican rebel Juan Morales
while he's in Laredo to buy guns in support of Juarez' war against Emperor Maxmillian.
However, while Reese is busy with a street brawl, Joe with an arm wrestling
competition and Erik with his tailor, Chad is overcome by the LeBec gang. Morales
is taken across the border to a French prison for execution. The Ranger are
sent to rescue him. Erik makes contact with a Juarez sympathizer in a cantina
who turns out to be an old girl friend. She is kind enough to offer him a bath
while the others wait in the sun outside. Just after the others interrupt the
festivities, the French captain comes in looking for them. The four hide behind
a screen while Carmella undresses in order to fool and distract the officer.
Three Rangers sneak into the barracks and put blanks in the rifles of the firing
squad. Erik puts blanks in the pistol that the captain will use for the coup
de grace - the final shot to the head. However, Erik is fired upon while leaving,
meaning the pistol will be loaded with live ammunition for the firing squad.
The Rangers then steal uniforms from three of Maxmillian's soldiers. Erik poses
as a major sent by Maxmillian to report on the execution while Chad and Joe
play soldier. Reese is forced to disguise himself as Morales’ wife in order
to let him know of the plan. The plan goes smoothly until LeBec shows up and
recognizes the Rangers, forcing a blazing shoot-out and escape, aided by the
local Juarez supporters.
DANCE OF LAUGHING DEATH
Air Date: 9-23-66
Writer: Fred Freiberger
Director: Jerry Hopper
Guests: Abraham Sofaer, Myron Healey
Synopsis: Former army weapons specialist John Garth is selling his services
to Indian Chief Tohpay whose lands on both sides of the border have been stolen
by the white man. Garth trains the Indians in the use of modern weapons. His
plan is to have the Indians wipe out the settlers and soldiers so he can take
over. He has also been promised Tohpay's beautiful, but unwilling, daughter
Lohray. Under Garth's and Topay's leadership the Indians overrun a fort, capturing
Winchester rifles and Gattling guns. Riding into the end of the fight, the Captain
tells Chad and Reese to ride back to Laredo to collect Joe and Erik and go after
Tohpay. A sergeant warns the Captain that Tohpay has an entire army; sending
four men to go after him is suicide. The odds are a million to one. The Captain
responds in true Ranger fashion: "That's the best odds they've had all
month. Maybe I should just send three." Back in Laredo, Reese and Chad
find Joe winning bar bets with knife throwing stunts and Erik romancing Chad's
girl. Chad takes care of Erik by alerting Anita's protective brothers to Erik's
amourous presence. Chad, Joe & Reese make bets on which exit Erik will use
to escape. After getting back to business, the Rangers ride into a town with
armed Indians on the roofs and a corrupt sheriff. The Rangers prevail in a fight
and shoot-out but the sheriff releases Garth after the Rangers arrest him. Erik
and Joe track one of Tohpay's braves back to the encampment. They find the sacred
cave where Tohpay has rigged a bellows system to a statute to convince his braves
he's being directed by the gods. Unfortunately they're captured before thay
can use the information. Erik and Joe convince Indian princess Lohray to get
word to Chad and Reese. At Joe's suggestion she rips a piece off of Erik's tailor-made
shirt so Chad will know she's a friend. She finds Chad & Reese, but while
they're arguing over which one of them will go for help and which will rescue
Joe & Erik, they're captured by the Indians. However, with a little help
from Joe, Chad and Reese overcome their guards and set the others free. They
capture the Gattling gun, but when they run out of ammunition, it's back to
the cave. Luckily Erik has time to switch the bellows gadget around so that
it appears Tohpay has lost the ears of the gods.
DEADLIEST KID IN THE WEST
Air Date: 3-31-66
Guests: Jack Kelly, Gina Gillespie
THE GOLDEN TRAIL
Air Date: 11-4-65
Writers: Gene L. and Bloise N. Coon
Director: Earl Bellamy
Guests: Jeanette Nolan, Jim Davis, Arthur Hunnicutt, Tom Reese
Synopsis: Captain Parmalee assigns Reese to bring a special shipment back to
Laredo. In the saloon, Reese brags about the importance of his assignment, leading
listeners, including one of the Baker gang, to think he’s bringing a gold shipment.
On his way to Laredo with the locked strongbox, Reese has encounters with the
Baker gang, a crooked sheriff & his deputies, Ma Burns & her daughter
and an old-timer. He thwarts them all. In the end, they join forces and surround
Reese in a shoot-out. Chad & Joe, sent to find why Reese is overdue, hear
the gunshots and ride to the rescue, although Reese is holding his own pretty
well. Unfortunately, bullets have penetrated the strongbox, shattering the contents,
36 bottles of fine Tennessee sippin’ whiskey for the Captain’s private store.
Only one bottle remains which Reese manages to break while handing it to the
Captain.
HEROES OF SAN GILL
Air Date: 12-23-65
Writer: Calvin Clements
Director: Paul Stanley
Guests: Lonny Chapman, Theo Marcuse, Doodles Weaver, Marguerita Cordova
Synopsis: Captain Parmalee places the fiesta town of San Gill off-limits to
the Rangers, much to the dismay of Chad & Joe whose lady friends are headed
that way. The Captain leaves them in charge of the office, not telling them
he’s headed to San Gill to give a speech. When Reese returns from an assignment,
Chad lets him win a coin toss for the honor of being acting captain. Chad then
alters a telegram to say that an escapee is headed for Mexico and tricks Reese
into assigning them to track him down. Once in San Gill, Chad & Joe’s fun
is disrupted when they spot the Captain and spend the last of their money on
masks and serapes. Reese finds out about their duplicity and tracks them to
San Gill. Some assassins planning to kill Mexican officials believe the Rangers
are there to guard the officials. The Rangers end up in a locked room with a
store of fireworks which they use to alert the Captain to the presence of a
gattling gun. They then race back to Laredo hoping the Captain doesn’t figure
out they disobeyed instructions. When the Captain returns, he assigns them to
track down the proper recipients of three medals and three gun belts believed
to belong to the heroes who prevented the assassination. He also assigns them
to stable duty while he goes on a picnic with their lady friends.
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
Air Date: 2-24-67
Director: William Witney
Guests: Marilyn Erskine, Jaccques Aubuchon, Claude Akins, Carl Ballentine, Michael
Forest, Michael Keep
Synopsis: This was the third of Claude Akins five appearances on Laredo as Ranger
Cotton Buckmeister. In this one, printer Lemuel Beamish arrives in a town about
a days ride outside Laredo. He is being stalked by three villains who want the
carpet bag he's carrying. Lemuel finds Cotton, Erik and Joe in a bar. When he
discovers they're Texas Rangers, he gets them into a poker game in order to
keep them up all night as unknowing protectors. He purposely loses $500 to Cotton.
Lemuel decides to ride with them to Laredo. When Lemuel's lack of horsemanship
slows them up, Erik and Joe decide to leave him behind with Cotton. Cotton and
Lemuel spend the night in an old fort. While Cotton is tending to the horses,
the three villains sneak in and kill Lemuel. Cotton interrupts them before they
can get the bag. With his dying words, Lemuel asks Cotton to give his niece
Milly the bag when she gets to Laredo. Then he recites some lines from some
nursery rhymes for Cotton to tell Milly. Back in the Laredo saloon, Cotton mourns
the late Lemuel while Joe and Erik mourn the money they lost to Cotton in the
previous night's poker game. When Cotton heads back to the barracks, he's dragged
into the alley by the three knaves. Joe comes to his rescue in time to once
again save the carpet bag. The boys figure there must be something in the bag,
but they didn't expect $25,000. The boys persuade Cotton they should stay up
all night to guard the money until the bank opens in the morning. The three
of them win most of Cotton's $500. The boys decide to splurge with their newfound
wealth. Joe buys a horse. Erik gets a new suit. Chad buys a new rifle. But when
they catch sight of Milly, they figure Cotton got the best of the whole deal.
When Milly arrives in Laredo, Cotton gives her the money, but she seems more
interested in Lemuel's last words. While Chad stands guard outside the hotel
door, Milly frantically tears apart the bag, looking for something she does
not find. After she leaves, the three bad guys also check the bag and find nothing.
She then convinces Cotton to take her to the fort where her uncle was killed.
While Cotton and Milly are on their way to the fort, the rest of the merry band
are having their new goodies repossessed. Chad, rifleless, and Joe toting his
saddle find Erik standing in the Ranger office in his underwear. Although Chad
and Joe find this sight to have a cheering effect, they are not happy that all
the money they won from Cotton was counterfeit. They decide that if Lemuel was
a counterfeiter, Milly might be up to no good. So they follow Cotton to the
fort. The three villains knock Cotton out. While they are digging up Lemuel's
grave to find the counterfeit plates, Milly tries to get Cotton to remember
the nursery rhymes he heard from Lemuel. While the other Rangers take on the
three bad guys, Milly remembers a nursery rhyme about apples and finds the plates
hidden in an apple tree. In the midst of the fighting, she stashes them in the
picnic basket she and Cotton brought to the fort. With the bad guys tied up
in the wagon, Cotton decides a piece of fried chicken would hit the spot. Milly,
realizing he will find the plates, pulls a gun. However, she's quickly brought
under control and arrested with the rest. Back in Laredo, the Captain is not
happy that his Rangers have left the office unmanned and have been spreading
counterfeit money all over town. He is mollified by the fact that the Rangers
rounded up all the counterfeiters, the fake money and the plates. But he makes
them leave all their money in the office until it can be checked at the bank
Monday morning. The boys figure it's going to be a long dull weekend. The Captain
loans Cotton $5 so he can buy everyone a few drinks.
JINX
Air Date: 12-2-65
Writer: John D. F. Black
Director: Paul Stanley
Guests: Albert Salmi, Shelley Morrison, Richard Devon, John Abbott
Synopsis: When Reese’s friend Cletus comes to Laredo, things go wrong all around
him - runaway horses, broken wagon wheels, busted feed sacks. Reese tries to
show him he’s not a jinx by getting him signed up as a Ranger. When Chad hears
about the jinx, his first thought is to figure how to use it in a card game
to his advantage. However, when they're all assigned to hunt down Linda Littletrees'
gang, the first thing Cletus does is disconnect Chad’s shoulder, driving thoughts
of profit from Chad’s mind. Littletrees’ gang has robbed the bank in the first
town the Rangers come to. While Chad sees the doctor, Joe’s attempt to track
the gang is hampered by a freak rainstorm. The Littletrees gang watches Joe
from a ridge. When the rain stops, Joe takes off his wet shirt. Linda’s eyes
bulge at the sight. She’s in love — much to the dismay of her ardent suitor
Blue Dog who is now determined to kill Joe. The gang sets a trap to capture
Joe, He manages to fight them off until Linda hits him on the head with a rock.
While the rest of the gang goes off to intercept the other Rangers, Linda proposes
marriage to Joe. He’s rescued by the arrival of the other Rangers. During the
gunfight, Reese sets it up so Cletus can rescue him, leading Cletus to believe
the Jinx is gone. Cletus resigns from the Rangers to return to his waiting girlfriend,
leaving disaster striking everywhere Reese walks.
LAND GRABBERS
Air Date: 12-9-65
Writer: Ric Hardman
Director: R.G. Springsteen
Guests: Fred Clark, Audrey Dalton, Alan Napier, Bart Barns, Keith Jones, Dennis
McCarthy
Synopsis: The Rangers are sent to a land rush to keep things legal. The Captain
assures Commissioner Smoot that any Rangers taking bribes, filing claims or
in any way showing favoritism would face prison. While patrolling the registration
area, Chad escorts the beautiful widow Coverly to her wagon. Reese meets young
Robert Coverly who interrupts Reese’s bragging about Indian fighting to brag
about his grandfather, Major Donaldson of the Kyber, who has fought real India
Indians. They are both invited to tea which is interrupted when Joe rats them
out to the Captain. The Rangers have their hands full rounding up sooners, stopping
fights, preventing thugs from muscling legitimate homesteaders off their claims.
But when Major Donaldson collapses after staking out river land, Chad puts on
his uniform & rides back to register the claim. Reese has broken Smoot’s
glasses so he doesn’t recognize Chad. Joe diverts the Captain with a phony fire
alarm. They think they’ve fooled the Captain but after they leave the fort behind
them, he lets them know he wasn’t fooled by fires without smoke or Lancers riding
western saddles.
LAND SLICKERS
Air Date: 10-14-66
Writers: William Hellinger and Clint Young
Director: Sherman Marks
Guests: Gene Raymond, Anna Capri, Leo Gordon, Alan de Witt
Synopsis: The four Rangers stake out a bank to stop a robbery planned by the
Emerson gang. Only Wayne Emerson, who's captured, and his younger brother Ed,
who gets away, are left alive. When Reese gets his share of the reward, he buys
a plot of land to build a cattle ranch and announces he's not going to re-enlist
in the Rangers. Reese is thrilled with his purchase until he finds out it's
under water - alkaline water. He's been slickered. Erik goes after the land
slickers posing as European royalty looking for Texas land. In order to stop
Reese from spoiling his plan by rushing in to break some bones, they handcuff
both Reese and Emerson [who is being transported to Laredo by the scenic route]
to the bed in the bridal suite - the only room left in the hotel. Wayne's brother
Ed pays two "hostesses" $10 each to entertain Chad and Joe while he
climbs a trellis to the room where Wayne is prisoner. When Ed climbs in the
window to rescue him, Reese is drinking the champagne left for the displaced
bridal couple. He just happens to toss the bottle out the window, knocking Ed
to the ground. In the meantime, Erik tells the slickers he wants ten plots,
including No. 16, the plot Reese bought. While they're considering the deal,
the Rangers put Wayne in the jail and for good measure throw Reese in with him
until he's ready to sign his enlistment papers. Then when he does sign them,
Chad tells the sheriff it's a confession and puts it in his pocket. Ed gathers
up some men and breaks Wayne out of jail. They take Reese hostage for good measure.
Chad and Joe rush to his rescue. After they take out the entire gang, Chad is
left hanging over a cliff. Reese refuses to help until he gets his enlistment
papers back. He leaves Chad dangling for Joe to help. When the slickers decide
to sell Erik the property they'd already sold Reese, he has them red-handed
for fraud. After knocking out Conrad, Sally pulls a gun on him. Erik takes care
of her the way he takes care of all beautiful female villains. When the Rangers
get back to Laredo, the Captain plans an assignment for Chad, Joe and Erik.
Reese insists they'll be killed without him so he ends up re-enlisting for "just
one more year."
THE LAST OF THE CAESARS -- ABSOLUTELY
Air Date: 12-2-66
Writers: Joseph Bonaduce and Jay Simms
Director: R. G. Springsteen
Guests: Jack Weston, E.J. Andre, Sig Haig, Joan Huntington
Synopsis: "Last of the Caesars" was Laredo's garish entry into the
universal Western plot category -- the slave labor camp. Usually a corrupt judge/
landowner/ mining magnate/mayor sentences strangers to work in [usually] a mine
for a bogus crime. [William Smith had two more entries in this category. He
was in the Gunsmoke version "Hard Labor" as one of the imprisoned
workers and in Wildside's "Delinquency of a Miner" as a rescuer.]
In Laredo's version, Jack Weston plays the crazed Hannibal Rex who, with the
help of the black-suited Brunning and his henchmen, is kidnapping specialized
workers to build him a city. The men slaughter anyone whose skills they can't
use. The Rangers find the massacred remains of one of Brunning's raids. And
argue over who will dig the graves. Joe & Reese spend three days tracking
the kidnappers until they are captured themselves. Chad & Erik, the brain
trust, masquerade as sculptor Wentworth and architect Van Roden so Hannibal
will kidnap them. They allow themselves to be seduced by two women setting a
trap for them. When the beauteous Celeste, one of Hannibal's off-limits wives,
invites Erik to her tent. Erik suspects a trap. He tells Chad of the invitation.
Chad whose brain is clouded with testosterone falls into the trap and ends up
on one of Hannibal's execution devices -- a metal pole slowly heating toward
red hot hung over a pit of venomous snakes. Last of the Caesars ended predictably
with Chad & Joe rounding up the few bad guys not killed, Reese doing something
comical and Erik in a clench with a villainess.
LAZYFOOT WHERE ARE YOU
Air Date: 9-16-65
Writers: Lewis Reed and Calvin Clements
Director: Paul Stanley
Guests: Burgess Meredith, Beverly Garland, Mario Alcaide, Harry Hickox, Leo
Gordon, Bern Hoffman, Dorothy Dells, Ernest Anderson
Synopsis: Lazyfoot & his renegades have eluded the Rangers so Reese, Chad
& Joe are sent to find them with reinforcements to follow. While undercover
as prospectors, the boys meet Grubby Sully in Aggie’s saloon. He claims to need
partners to get to his gold mine in territory controlled by Lazyfoot. Chad &
Joe join him, leaving Reese behind by leading the sheriff to believe he's a
sheep rustler. When the three are captured by Lazyfoot, Reese frees only Grubby
who leads Reese to his mine. Reese returns and infiltrates the renegade band
in disguise, frees the boys & helps thwart an ambush of the Captain &
his reinforcements. He then takes off to the mine leaving Chad & Joe with
the captured Gattling gun. They get credit for the rescue & let the Captain
think Reese deserted them to look for gold. In the end the boys discover Grubby’s
mine is nothing but planted fool’s gold. He just needed their help to get past
Lazyfoot. In the end, they watch him disappear over the mountain to get to his
real mine alone.
LEAVE IT TO DIXIE
Air Date: 12-30-66
Writer: Marty Roth
Director: Abner Biberman
Guests: Donald Barry, Peter Dunhill, Clint Howard, Barbara Werle
Synopsis: This is the story of two Dixie gangs. Sam Dixie is making fools of
law enforcement through-out Texas robbing banks with tricks like distracting
the populace with a medicine wagon parked in front of the bank. Matt Dixie is
Sam's young cousin who is leading a band of young orphans hoping to join up
with the gang. Chad & Joe are assigned to go after the Dixie gang. To Reese's
dismay, he's sent after the people who burglarized the Laredo general store
on his night watch. Erik is already undercover romancing Dixie's girlfriend.
Reese finds the burglars. They turn out to be the little Dixie gang, who manage
to capture Reese. When Matt gets the location of Sam Dixie's gang from Sam's
girlfriend, Erik follows him. Chad & Joe have nothing to do except wait
for Erik to send them word. Reese manages to escape but is recaptured when he
stops to save Midj from drowning and Sam Dixie shows up. When Matt returns accompanied
by Erik, Sam Dixie tells the kids to get lost. In the meantime, Chad & Joe
are sent to guard the stage with a payroll they mistakenly think the Dixie gang
will try for. In the end the little Dixie gang rescues Erik & Reese with
their sling shots. Reese takes the little gang back to Laredo to find homes.
LEGEND OF MIDAS MANTEE
Air Date: 9-16-66
Writers: Gerry Day and B. W. Sandefur
Director: Hollingsworth Morse
Guests: Rex Holman, Cliff Osmond, Maura McGiveney
Synopsis: This episode introduces Erik Hunter from Ranger Company A, who is
assigned to go under cover to infiltrate Midas Mantee’s gang of gold thieves.
In Portrero, he tries to help the gang escape with a gold shipment but is thwarted
by Reese who throws him in jail. Reese transports Erik to Val Verde in handcuffs
to maintain his cover but Erik turns the tables and leaves Reese handcuffed
to his saddle. In Val Verde, while Joe & Chad watch the bank, Erik seduces
Rita, a dentist's nurse. Rita is stealing nitrous oxide for Mantee and using
it on the town banker to get the combination to the safe. Erik & Chad stage
a gunfight in front of Midas’ men in which Chad is “killed” so Erik will be
accepted by Mantee.. When the Captain arrives Chad's “body” is in the ice house,
Reese is in the now empty bank knocked out with the gas, Joe has tracked the
robbers but is captured and Erik has been introduced to Midas by Rita. Chad
& Reese make it to Midas’ fort just as Midas is ordering Erik to kill Joe.
The four Rangers subdue the gang and pursue Midas & Rita who have raced
off on the gold-laden camels Midas bought to escape across the desert. Joe,
Chad & Reese haul everyone back to Val Verde except Rita who is Erik's prisoner.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RESERVATION
Air Date: 2-10-66
Writer: John F. D. Black
Director: Bernard McEveetey
Guests: Kurt Russell, Robert Yuro, J., Pat O'Malley, Ray Kellogg
Synopsis: When the Rangers round up the Morgan gang of horse thieves, Joe “captures”
14-yr-old Indian Grey Smoke who is working for the gang. Joe takes him under
his wing and gets the Captain to hire him as a runner. When Reese is sent out
to join the rest of the Rangers chasing cattle rustlers [that’s the last of
Reese in this episode] Chad, Joe & the Captain are the only Rangers left
in Laredo. They notice a disturbing gathering of nine gunslingers at the saloon.
Cattleman Stan Greevy hired them to retrieve his stolen cattle in Mexico despite
the danger of starting a border war. Although Greevy has a change of heart and
pays the men off, they decide that with most of the Rangers out of Laredo, they
can take over. In the ensuing gunfight, Chad, Joe & Captain Parmalee take
care of most of the gun slicks until Jug Herriot gets the drop on Chad &
Joe in an alley while they’re taking down another man. Grey Smoke saves the
day be jumping off a roof knocking Jug to the ground.
MIRACLE AT MASSACRE MISSION
Air Date: 3-3-66
Writer: John T. Dugan
Director: Bernard McEveetey
Guests: Barbara Rush, Kristina Holland, Christopher Dark
Synopsis: Chad & Joe gloat over bribing Reese to volunteer for escort duty
for some “fancy Dan” friends of the Governor. They're crushed when the Captain
tells Reese he'll be escorting the Bordeaux sisters.. However, Reese’s fantasies
of two French beauties are dashed when his charges turn out to be two nuns determined
to re-open Massacre Mission where priests were slaughtered years earlier. When
he's unable to convince them they’re in danger from hostile Comanches, Chad
& Joe are sent to replace him. Finding the mission deserted, they fear the
worst and track the nuns to a Comanche camp where they're guests not prisoners.
Chad & Joe are no more successful than was Reese in convincing them to leave
the mission. They end up helping the sisters put the mission back in running
order, much to the dismay of the Ford gang who hid their loot under the chapel
floor. The gang has been raiding in fake war paint so that Comanches are blamed.
When the Rangers find out the gang is coming to the mission in force, Chad holds
them off while Joe gets help from the Comanches. The gang is overwhelmed, including
the leader who is knocked cold by Sister Joan of Arc wielding a length of fire
wood. Chad & Joe donate the reward for recovering the money to the mission
and ride back to Laredo with the gang in tow.
NO BUGLES, ONE DRUM
Air Date: 2-24-66
Writer: John D. F. Black
Director: Earl Bellamy
Guests: Shelley Morrison, Richard Devon, Michael Conrad, William Vaughan
Synopsis: Reese suggests a plan to capture Linda Littletrees using her heart’s
desire — Joe — as bait. The Captain puts him off because he has another plan
in the works he hasn’t told Reese about. Tinney, a Ranger from Company A poses
as an outlaw and is placed in the jail cell next to Max and Blue Dog, members
of Littletrees' gang waiting for the prison wagon. He escapes using a derringer
smuggled in his boot. He releases Blue Dog and Max so they will lead him to
Littletrees’ hideout. Everything goes as planned until Chad, Joe & Reese,
who were ordered to stay in the barracks, spoil the escape. Joe goes after Max
& Blue Dog while Reese takes Tinney prisoner.
After getting chewed out by the Captain, Reese is sent to replace Tinney at
Company A & doesn’t reappear in this episode. The Captain & Chad spend
the rest of the episode in the office fretting about Joe. Tinney, still undercover,
follows the others to the hideout where Joe has been captured by Littletrees.
Littletrees locks Joe in a room with a wedding outfit and sings him a Comanche
wedding song outside the door as he desperately tries to escape. He manages
to cut thru one of the bars, but when Linda bursts in the room, she compares
the hole in the window to her visualization of Joe’s muscular torso and opens
the wardrobe to find him cowering inside. Some fumbling by Blue Dog and help
from Tinney enables them to capture the gang. Linda tells Joe she won’t love
him no more if he takes her to jail, but he is not deterred.
OTHER CHEEK
Air Date: 2-10-67
Writer: Gene L. Coon
Director: Erza Stone
Guests: Barbara Anderson, Robert F. Simon, Malcolm Atterbury, Edward Faulkner
Synopsis: In Grover's Bend, a town with no lawman, the storekeeper telegraphs
the Captain that a pacifist religious group which raises sheep is being bullied
by a group of cattlemen. "The Peaceables" can't defend themselves
because of their religious principles. Chad, Joe and Reese are sent to protect
them [no Erik in this one].despite the fact that Reese has just thrown out his
back lifting a beer barrel in a bar bet. Pacifists rarely prevail in tv Westerns.
They are sometimes sympathetic characters helped out of trouble by the series
hero or they can be comical characters, also helped by the series hero, but
less sympathetic. Laredo most always took the lighter side of every issue. So
the Peaceables, as represented by Delia Snilly and her father Ernest were strident
and comically out of touch with reality but still worthy of Ranger protection.
By the time the Rangers get to Snilly's sheep ranch, Reese is in serious need
of bedrest. Ernest insists that they don't need the Rangers. If the Peaceables
can just show the "high-spirited" cowboys the power of reason and
brotherly love, they'll stop their "pranks" which include beating
up Peaceables, cutting fences and running off stock. Chad & Joe head for
town, leaving Reese to the tender care of Delia who bristles at Joe's advice
that Reese keep his "hog leg" handy in case Garmes' men start trouble.
Under the gaze of the lovely Delia, Reese seems ripe for conversion. In Grover's
Bend, Chad and Joe see Aces Brady and figure he's involved. After touching bases
with the shopkeeper who sent the telegram, they find Garmes and Aces' gang in
the saloon. While Joe and Chad let Garmes and Aces know the law is in town,
Delia comes looking for them. She wants them to talk to Reese immediately, believing
Reese will convince them that violence will solve nothing. When she walks into
the saloon, it is apparent to Chad that Garmes is smitten with her, although
she won't give him the time of day until he renounces his violent ways. When
Joe & Chad return to the Snilly ranch, they walk in on Delia and Reese singing
a rousing rendition of "Tormented by the Flame". They're unable to
talk any sense into Reese who is clearly besotted by Delia . They return in
disgust to Grover's Bend where they reopen the jail. Delia goes into town with
Reese, hoping he can show them by example where he has failed to persuade them
with words. Reese, wearing the garb of the Peaceables, tries to reason with
Aces Brady. In return he gets his hat set on fire and then a dousing in the
horse trough. Reese then tries to stop two of Aces' men from beating up the
storekeeper who was seen taking the keys to the jail to Chad and Joe. However,
his attempts to reason with them results in a whack on the head. Joe and Chad
interfere and carry the two men off to the jail. On the way, two other men try
to free the first two. All four get packed off to jail. While Chad and Joe eat
dinner, they mull over how to stop Aces' gang from carrying out their threat
to burn out all the Peaceables. Chad and Joe decide that with four in jail,
if they just round up the rest, Aces won't be able to carry out his threat.
They gather up the first two for spitting on the sidewalk and defacing a public
building. However, Aces figures out what they're doing and sets four of his
men to fighting in the street while the rest wait hidden with rifles ready.
When Chad and Joe come out of the jail, they're fired upon and Joe gets one
of those ubiquitous shoulder wounds. The boys have enough ammunition for a couple
of hours but after a little heavy gunfire, figure on a way to get Reese to abandon
his newfound pacifism and come to their aid. They get Garmes to come over for
a talk, where he claims he's trying to get Aces to stop, but can't control him.
Chad persuades him that Delia is really crazy about him but is disappointed
in his lack of forcefulness. Chad tells him he should just go and grab her.
Chad figures this will get Reese moving. Unexpectedly, it is Delia not Reese
that takes care of the amorous Garmes - with a cast iron frying pan. But it
has the desired effect of galvanizing Reese into action. He takes the unconscious
Garmes to town and creates a diversion. The gang is captured. Delia admits to
Chad that hitting Garmes with the frying pan gave her more pleasure than anything
that had ever happened in her life. Chad reckoned how he thought she might like
it if she gave it a try. Reese cannot fathom this turn of the tables. He suffered
greatly to maintain the facade of a pacifist, but in the end, it's Chad that
Delia is looking at with soulful admiration. He really begins ranting when Chad
admits he was the one who put the idea in Garmes head to rile Reese into action.
He stops when he sees the look of horror on Delia's face in reaction to his
threats against Chad. She doesn't notice the smug look on Chad's face.
PRIDE OF THE RANGERS
Air Date: 12-16-65
Writer: John McGreevey
Director: Tony Leader
Guests: George Kennedy, Michael Shaughnessy, Henry Gibson, Robert Cornthwaite,
James Griffith
Synopsis: In this episode, the part of the tough but not-so-bright Ranger was
played by George Kennedy as Jess. Reese was on assignment in Houston and made
no appearance. Jess is set up to challenge the Cavalry boxing champion on July
4th. However, due to a series of mine shipment holdups by the Pryor gang, the
holiday has been cancelled for the Rangers. Self-righteous Ranger Gruber [Henry
Gibson] intends to enforce the Captain’s orders. In order to trick the Pryor
gang, a shipment of silver bullion is secretly deposited in the bank vault in
Laredo. Half the Rangers wait at the mine for the Pryors while the other half
guard the bank. However, unbeknownst to everyone, Wilson Jones, the supposed
representative of the miners insurance company, is the leader of the gang. He
is privy to the trap. He encourages Chad, Joe & Jess to leave the bank to
fight the cavalry boxer. While they’re gone, the gang overpowers the remaining
Rangers and takes the silver. Chad and Joe capture the gang, recover the silver
and almost convince the Captain they're heroes.
QUARTER PAST ELEVEN
Air Date: 3-24-66
Writer: John D. F. Black
Director: Irving J. Moore
Guests: Lee Van Cleef, Stanley Adams, Roy Roberts
Synopsis: In this low-budget homage to High Noon, Reese plans a party to celebrate
the Captain’s 4th year leading Company B. His plans are disrupted by a robbery,
the lack of a cook to bake a cake and finally by Mike Kelly who challenges Parmelee
to a gunfight at quarter past eleven. The robbers are taken care of by splicing
tracking and shoot-out footage from “Yahoo” [ep. 3] & “Three’s Company”
[ep. 5] into backlot closeup scenes. When the Rangers find out about Kelly,
they go to the saloon where he’s waiting and let him think they’ll shoot him
in the back before they let him kill the Captain. As the two men meet in the
streets, Kelly hears the sound of three guns being cocked behind him. He gives
up and turns tail. The Captain is a little suspicious but distracted by the
party which goes off as planned despite the odd results of Reese's attempt at
cake baking. [Lee Van Cleef was, of course, one of the four men waiting to kill
Gary Cooper in "High Noon"].
A QUESTION OF GUILT
Air Date: 3-10-67
Writer: Joseph Bonaduce
Director: Leo Penn
Guests: Walter Burke, Vaughn Taylor, Patsy Kelly, Lisa James
Synopsis: Mrs. Morton finds Bright Star bending over
the dead body of Clara McDermott, who has been stabbed to death. Her screams
attract the attention of Chad and Erik, returning from a patrol. Chad
takes down the fleeing Bright Star. With Erik's help he's arrested. Despite
urging from Captain Parmalee, Chad, Erik and his old friend Joe, Bright Star
won't say more than that he didn't kill Mrs. McDermott, he loved her. They know
that she had saved his life, nursed him back to health and that he loved her.
But if he doesn't give them more information, they can't help him. In the meantime,
Mrs. Morton is stirring up a crowd, especially Jake Taggert who was Clara McDermott's
rejected suitor. Frank Foster even urges Taggert to use a gun to dispose of
Bright Star. When Cotton breaks up the crowd, he wins the admiration of Abby
Heffernan, a widowed mule skinner whose looking for a fifth husband. Although
the jury selection process is a little odd and appears to be stacked against
the defendant, it does include Joe, Cotton and Abby. The others include Murdock,
a burly fellow who is automatically foreman because his name was chosen first,
an undertaker who tries to beg off because the price of ice is so high in the
summer and he has bodies waiting, Frank Foster's daughter who he claims is too
high-strung for jury duty, and a woman who has an eye for the undertaker. The
costs of paying actors who have lines means we will find out nothing about the
other five jurors. After Erik and Mrs. Morton testify, the only witness left
is Bright Star who refuses because he knows no white person will believe him.
He doesn't want to beg for his life. However, the Captain persuades him that
if he does not, Clara will be remembered as a stupid woman who got what was
coming to her for taking in a savage. Bright Star testifies that to him Clara
was a queen. He was out checking his rabbit traps when he was attacked by a
mountain lion. He fights off the lion with his knife which accounts for the
scratches on his face and the absence of his knife. When he goes to Clara for
medical aid, he finds her dead. He runs when Mrs. Morton starts screaming. When
the judge starts to clear the court so the jury can deliberate, the foreman
gets up and declares it's an open and shut case with no need to deliberate.
Only Joe holds out for at least talking about the evidence. Juror Foster, a
friend of Clara's, tells the jury that she had packed her trunk three weeks
earlier and was planning to leave without Bright Star. While Joe tries to convince
the other jurors that the murder was not committed in the fashion that an Indian
brave would kill a woman, Chad becomes the first lawman to actually investigate
Bright Star's story and visit the scene of the crime. Out by the rabbit traps
he finds a piece of lion fur and evidence of a large carcass being dragged away.
At Clara's he finds that she had sliced bread for company prior to her murder
and packed her trunk with china wrapped in that day's newspaper. Back in town,
during dinner recess, Erik and the Captain hold off another mob wanting to cut
short the trial with a hanging. Based on Chad's discoveries, the Captain persuades
the judge to reconvene the trial at the scene of the crime. It doesn't take
long for juror Adeline Foster to to wither under the Captain's questions and
confess that she killed Clara because she herself was in love with Bright Star.
She was distraught that Clara was leaving Laredo with Bright Star. In fact,
it was her father who beat Bright Star before Clara found him and nursed him.
It was also Frank Foster who dragged away the lion carcass and tried to end
any inquiry by getting Taggert to kill Bright Star. Murderer or not, Chad gets
the girl in the end, if only to escort her to jail. Cotton takes off in the
last scene when he finds Abby is looking for the judge to conduct a marriage
ceremony. He is long gone before she lets the others know that the intended
couple is the undertaker and the female juror who found him appealing.
RENDEZVOUS AT ARILLO
Writers: Calvin Clements
Director: Harvey Hart
Guests: Julie Harris, Donnelly Rhodes, Bruce Dern, Woodrow Partrey, Lane Bradford,
Don Stewart
Synopsis: "Arillo” opens with Reese waking Joe from a nap and rousting
Chad from a lady’s boudoir after spotting a wanted man [Durkee played by Bruce
Dern]. After chasing Durkee into the Captain’s office, Chad & Reese argue
outside about whether Durkee is there for a meeting or to kill the Captain.
Joe suggests the Captain could be getting his throat slit while they argue.
They rush in guns drawn, which the Captain takes as a sign they're volunteering
to accompany the amnesty-seeking Durkee to round up the Jamison gang at the
border. To this end they're sent to Arillo with a vain warning not to get into
a brawl. On the way to Arillo, they meet Annamay, a widow with two children
who thinks the Rangers were sent by the Governor to straighten out the title
dispute on her farm. As it turns out, Sam Burns is trying to take title to her
farm because the Jamisons have converted their loot to silver bars & buried
them in Annamay’s barn. After the obligatory saloon brawl and a little home
cooking from Annamay who has her eye on Reese for a husband, the boys take the
gang and the silver.
SCOURGE OF SAN ROSA
Air Date: 1-20-67
Writer: Calvin Clements
Director: Joseph Pevney
Guests: Robert Yuro, Kathleen Freeman
Synopsis: Reese gets the best of outlaw Johnny Rhodes when Rhodes brings his
lame horse to a waterhole. However, a snake spooks Reese's horse before he can
transport his prisoner to Laredo. As Reese lies unconscious some men approach.
Rhodes takes off on Reese's horse, leaving his lame horse behind with its distinctive
silver saddle. Reese wakes up with amnesia and a lame horse. He walks to the
nearest town -- San Rosa, Mexico. He ends up in a cantina with Mio, its flirtatious
owner. When bad man Luis comes in to make unwelcome advances to one of the young
bar maids, Reese stands up to him and ends up with a beer poured over his head.
The ensuing fight is interrupted when one of Luis' men notices the silver saddle
on Reese's horse. Everyone concludes that he must be Johnny Rhodes who robs
those with money and kills those with empty pockets. Reese figures they must
be right. In the meantime, Chad and Joe have found Reese's hat by the waterhole.
They track the horse they think Johnny Rhodes is riding into San Rosa. However,
the view through the cantina window shows Reese holding court as Johnny Rhodes.
They don't want to mess up whatever plans he has, so they go in pretending to
be friends of Rhodes. However, all three are confused over the course of the
conversation. Reese thinks they're trying to confuse him in order to cut him
out of a gold shipment robbery he has planned with the McCord gang. Actually,
Chad does plan to do just that although for different reasons. He figures in
his discombobulated state, Reese would mess things up. So he and Joe will pose
as Johnny's partners and tell the gang the gold train was delayed on the U.S.
side of the border. Once they get up there, the gang can be rounded up and jailed
in Laredo. Joe suggests they just tell the McCords they've decided to rob the
Laredo bank after the gold gets there so they won't have to walk them so far
to jail. Mio, who wants "Johnny" to take advantage of his memory problems
to retire from the outlaw business and run her cantina in Durango as "the
man of the house". They figure that Chad and Joe, his fellow outlaws, could
cause him trouble for backing out of the McCord deal. Mio has her two comely
young barmaids to help Reese. The girls flirt with our heroes and put knock-out
drops in their drinks. Joe and Chad wake trussed up with rope, feeling like
they've had sand laced with tabasco shoved down their throats. Reese intends
to dump them on the edge of town so he can take off for Durango. Unfortunately,
the real Johnny Rhodes and his gang show up. Rhodes can't figure why one of
the Rangers has tied up the other two, but takes all favors without question.
Luis takes the opportunity to repay Reese for their previous fight by kicking
him into the street where he hits his head and gets his memory back. With the
help of Mio's skillet bounced off Luis head, our heroes escape, but not before
Rhodes' gang mines the street with dynamite. Naturally it only takes three Rangers
to overpower the whole gang. Reese explodes the last of the dynamite just in
time to soil Erik, point man on a Ranger patrol. The boys let Reese know he
apparently made some plans with Mio. The episode ends with Reese's classic bleating
complaint. "You guys" [which prior to Erik's addition to the cast
was "You two."
THE SHORT, HAPPY FATHERHOOD
OF RESSE BENNETT
Air Date: 1-27-67
Writers: Leonard Praskins, Barbara Merlin
Director: Erza Stone
Guests: Rick Natoli, Michael Green
Synopsis: Red Gully and his brothers attack a group of peaceful Indians to steal
their horses. They kill everyone except for young Black Wing and his uncle Flying
Cloud. Black Wing, not realizing Flying Cloud is alive, puts on war paint and
vows revenge. In the meantime, Reese has extended a week's time off into two
weeks partying with Rosie, Nellie. and Margie at the China Hat Saloon in Apocalypse.
Chad, Joe & Erik are assigned to bring him back under arrest , as well as
to get rid of the Gully Gang. Reese, suddenly realizing he's overdue, takes
off for Laredo. Before Reese can get home, he's ambushed by Black Wing and ends
up with an arrow in the buttocks. While Reese is quarreling with, then establishing
a fatherly concern for, Black Wing, the other Rangers have made their way to
the China Hat Saloon. They enjoy themselves while waiting for an answer to a
telegram sent to the Captain. Part of this interlude features Peter Brown "singing"
a little extemporaneous ditty. The Rangers find three mail order brides stranded
because the Gully boys stole their carriage horse. Our heroes give them a ride
to meet their new husbands. This little junket does nothing to advance the plot
so apparently they needed some filler. Meanwhile, Black Wing has tried to take
revenge on the Gullys by shooting an arrow into the camp. When the Gullys go
after him, Reese takes advantage of the distraction to get the jump on them.
Unfortunately the tables turn when Red Gully grabs Black Wing, threatening to
kill him. Black Wing gets away but Reese is taken captive. Black Wing runs into
the other Rangers. Together they track the Gullys to a cabin where Reese is
held hostage. The Rangers take out the gang just in time for Flying Cloud to
show up for his nephew. Reese knows it is best for Black Wing to go with his
uncle and pretends not to care that his plans to adopt Black Wing are for naught.
Back in Laredo, Reese gets time in the guardhouse as punishment for his extended
vacation. The other Rangers can't get him to cheer up and join their Ranger
games. But when Black Wing stops by on his way to join his tribe in Oklahoma
to say good-by, Reese finds himself in good spirits again.
SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE (Final
episode)
Air Date: 4-7-67
Writer: Paul Mason
Director: Alan Rafkin
Guests: Shelley Morrison, Monica Lewis, Gerald Mohr, Myron Healey
Synopsis: Linda LIttletrees and her faithful love slave Blue Dog ambush the
judge and the hangman responsible for the execution of Jake Ringo. When Blue
Dog fails in his attempts to jump out of a tree and slit their throats, Linda
coldly shoots them in the back. When the bodies are found, each has a letter
naming him as a beneficiary in the will of Johnny Ringo to be read at a house
in Mexas on the Texas Mexico border. Captain Parmalee, the man who arrested
Ringo, has received the same letter. It indicates that the other beneficiaries
include Littletrees, Gypsy John Fuente, Belle Bronson and Smiley Hogg. Over
the objections of the Rangers, who protest it's obviously a trap, the Captain
insists he must attend the reading of the will. He believes the victims of Ringo's
last bank robbery deserve a chance to get some of their money back. Besides,
Littletrees and Hogg are wanted for murder in Texas. But he won't go alone,
Chad and Joe are assigned to come along. Joe, long the object of Linda's obsession,
tries to beg off but Erik has been assigned to help Reese and Cotton with the
Butler gang. (And that's the only mention of Reese in this episode.) Chad leads
Erik to believe that Linda LIttletrees is a beautiful Indian maiden along the
lines of Pocahontas. Erik gives Chad back $40 in IOU's in exchange for convincing
Joe to trade assignments. When Erik leaves to inform the Captain, Joe comes
out and gives Chad back some IOU's he holds in exchange for not telling Erik
that Linda looks like Sam Pocahontas. [And that's William Smith's last Laredo
scene ever.] Meanwhile, the scavengers are gathering in Mexas, waiting for the
Captain. Their host is Ringo's lawyer, E.J. Morse. The three Rangers approach
the house on the border with caution. Once inside they try to arrest Linda and
Hogg. Linda is unperturbed as she is sitting on the Mexican side of the house
and the Rangers can't touch her. Belle and Gypsy stay on the Texas side as they
are wanted in Mexico. The will divides $75,000 among the five beneficiaries
if they spend the night in the house. If anyone dies, their share goes into
the pot. Any uneasy truce keeps the peace. Linda asks Chad why Joe didn't come.
She's disappointed when Chad tells her Joe is getting married, but then takes
a shine to Erik. Chad gives her a bag of licorice and tells her it's a present
from Erik. Erik becomes the new object of her affection. We also find out that
Belle and the Captain have a past together. But he couldn't tolerate her outlaw
ways. As everyone goes off to bed after dinner, Laredo borrows from Agatha Christie.
People die. Some die for real, some thought dead come back. When the Rangers
hear a disturbance below, they find the lawyer was the first to die. The Rangers
kill the next victim themselves as Smiley Hogg comes out shooting a gun filled
with blanks. The gas lights go out. There's a shot and Belle is gone. The Rangers
do some figuring. Just as they figure the murdered hangman actually faked Ringo's
hanging, Ringo comes out with a shotgun aimed at everyone. With the help of
Linda, Ringo has put this party together in order to kill everyone. As Linda
and Blue Dog escort the Rangers upstairs at gunpoint, they hear Ringo shoot
Gypsy. The boys are not amused by the nooses they find in their room. But they
soon get the upper hand. Gypsy isn't really dead. Ringo has him around to double
cross Linda before she can get him. But Linda shoots Gypsy and takes off with
the money. However, her escape is foiled by Erik and the Captain while Chad
takes care of Ringo. Linda ends up in jail after being arrested on the Texas
side of the house. But she's been there before and seldom stays long. Erik's
jump from the house was taken from episode 52 "Small Chance Ghost"
which used the same house exterior and had Erik conveniently doing the same
jump. [No point paying a stunt man twice when one jump will do double duty.]
THAT’S NOWAY, THATAWAY
Air Date: 1-20-66
Writers: Vincent Boart and Gene I. Coon
Director: Howard Mooris
Guests: Peter Graves, Arch Johnson, Marliyn Mason
Synopsis: This Laredo episode appears to have been a pilot for a series starring
the popular singing duo Chad & Jeremy -- part of the British invasion of
the 1960's. - It centers on the misadventures of two itinerant English actors
who occasionally burst into song as they travel the byways of the West. Chad
& Joe cross paths with them several times while searching for the notorious
Pecos Kid, but the story focusses on Dudley and Newton as the duo is called
here. Chad & Joe arrive in Three Forks as Chad’s old friend Newton and his
partner are being hauled to jail for leaving bad vouchers all over town after
their manager absconded with the theater receipts. Chad takes charge of the
prisoners, telling the sheriff that a state charge of “Framus” takes precedent
over local matters. The two duos part company shortly thereafter. Dudley &
Newton enter Whiskey Flats, a town in need of a minister. Dudley dons clerical
apparel hoping one sermon and collection will give them funds to move on. Gunfighter
Ben Conrad and his fiancée Belleflower want to get married. Dudley, under
duress, conducts the ceremony but feels they must do something to stop the honeymoon
as the marriage is not legal. The two dress up as robbers and use prop guns
to stop the stage carrying the newlyweds. Thru a fortunate mishap, they run
down Conrad just as Chad & Joe ride up hot on the trail of the Pecos Kid
- Conrad’s alias. Dudley & Newton get a big reward which enables them to
pay their debts & continue their travels — but not in their own TV series.
THREE'S COMPANY
Air Date: 10-14-65
Writer: John McGreevey
Director: Bernard McEveetey
Guests: David Brian, Myrna Fahey, James Seay
Synopsis: An old girlfriend of Chad’s comes to Laredo with her railroad tycoon
father. He offers Chad a job at ten times his Ranger pay. Joe & Reese try
to break up the two lovers to keep Chad in the Rangers or just to be ornery.
Instead, their machinations push Chad into a marriage proposal and resignation
from the Rangers. As Chad is packing to leave, the boys try one last trick -
Reese tells Chad that the assignment the captain sent them on - to guard a wagon
train from Indian attack - has gone bad. Joe is pinned down with the train and
reinforcements are needed. Chad, knowing a scheme when he hears one, finishes
his packing. However, after Reese meets up with Joe, Indians do attack the train.
As Chad is about to the board the stage with his fiancée, the Captain
is heading out with a small group of Rangers - not enough are available in town
for what is needed. Chad tells his fiancée he will catch up with the
stage in Austin but must go to help his friends. When she gives him an ultimatum
- come with her now or they’re finished - Chad tells her she is now, “a woman
without a fiancée”. He catches up with the Captain, gets reinstated as
a Ranger and helps drive off the Indians.
WALK SOFTLY
Air Date: 3-31-67
Writer: Edward J. Lasko
Director: William Witney
Guests: Joe Flynn, Claude Akins, George Furth
Synopsis: This penultimate episode was reminiscent of the first year episodes,
without Robert Wolders and with Frederick Shorr producing. Claude Akins took
Neville Brand's place one last time. The plot has the three Rangers getting
a $50 bonus to escort a wagon carrying a jug of nitroglycerin to the army. The
Professor, who knows how to handle the material is coming along because the
last transport wagon blew up on the way. Standing in the way of successful completion
of their mission is a quick-change artist who intends to steal the nitro and
sell it. Danger lurks everywhere for our heroes. The professor blows up a cast
iron skillet to show them the power of a single drop of nitro. Cotton is perturbed
that he is required to drive the wagon while Chad & Joe ride behind, way
behind. Chad is surprised by Strade and hung from the rafters. His greatest
danger at that point seems to be being poked in the stomach by his pal Joe.
Joe is put in comparable danger when a maiden lady mistakes Joe's intentions
during his search for the villain disguised as a woman. Even after the villain
is captured, the nitro delivered and their bonus collected, Cotton's nerves
are on edge.
THE WOULD-BE GENTLEMAN
OF LAREDO
Air Date: 4-14-66
Writer: John T. Dugan
Director: Earl Bellamy
Guests: Joe De Santis, Donnelly Rhodes, Madlyn Rhue
Synopsis: Three con artists set up Reese to “save” them from robbers. Don Miguel’s
“dying” wish is that Reese get 10% of his estate. The estate turns out to be
the entire county which Don Carlos de Laredo and his “sister” Dona Dolores are
claiming under a forged Mexican land grant. They include Reese in order to enhance
their credibility in Laredo. While Dona Dolores charms Reese, Don Carlos arranges
to have local landowners pay to keep their land. Chad & Joe get Reese gussied
up with new clothes, teach him to eat fancy food and give him fencing lessons.
When the Captain “borrows” the land grant to have it examined, Don Carlos knows
the jig is up so he empties the bank vault. The Rangers capture them all, including
the “deceased” Don Miguel.
YAHOO
Air Date: 9-30-65
Writer: John D.F. Black
Director: David Lowell Rich
Guests: Martin Milner, Cliff Osmond, Dub Taylor, Shelly Morrison
Synopsis: New Hampshire deputy constable Clendon MacMillan comes to Laredo to
apply his sophisticated law enforcement techniques and methods to the most primitive
law enforcement organization in the country — the Texas Rangers. He is sent
out with Chad, Joe & Reese to find Running Antelope & his gang who are
burning and looting Texas towns. MacMillan angers Reese with his contemptuous
attitude toward the Rangers. Chad & Joe irritate Reese by pretending to
be in awe of MacMillan’s tracking skills, as well as his daily bathing. MacMillan
is captured by Running Antelope after being duped by Linda Littletrees into
freeing her from jail so he can help bring peace with the Indians. MacMillan
tries to escape using Running Antelope as a shield. He's shocked the gang has
no qualms about shooting right through their leader after which they are gunned
down by the Rangers. In the end, Macmillan “regretfully” turns down a new Ranger
assignment. He decides he’s needed back in New Hampshire and leaves Laredo on
the first stage.
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